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NEWS BRIEF: MIKE SALVADOR ACCUSED OF "TAPPING SOME ASS"
NEWS BRIEF: MIKE SALVADOR ACCUSED OF "TAPPING SOME ASS"
ILLINOIS-Orland Park -The city of Orland Park was put on the map today after Mike Salvador was caught in numerous acts of sexual deviations with the "hottie" bartender, who Mike Salvador has been heard to brag about, in a forest preserve. Mike Salvador's neighborhood is in shock this evening as one of their own has begun to display signs of flagrant homosexuality once again. Some of the neighborhood have been asked to comment on the behavior of Mike Salvador. "I always knew Mike was a queer ever since the first day I met him," states Jordan Beaztown. "I never knew Mike was one to 'tap' another guys' ass, but now that I know, I will be sure to make him walk in front of me so my ass doesn't 'accidentally' get 'tapped' by him," says Chris Peachtree. - names are changed to protect the innocent -
Last week in New York, Mike Salvador was arrested after the suspect threatened to strike an officer with a rubber dildo. It was also reported last week that the suspect made repeated attempts to "tap some ass" with several police officials. At first no one was able to confirm these findings. But after reviewing numerous surveillance camera tapes, it has been determined that Mike Salvador made attempts to "tap" the asses of several police officers.
In his defense, Mike Salvador made a last attempt to prove he was straight, and gain back the respect of neighborhood and city once again. After being watched for several hours with the police officers present, Mike Salvador could not resist and predictably tried numerous attempts to "tap" the police official's asses once again. The court had no choice but to rule Mike Salvador a homosexual for the time being.
This is a news brief. We will keep you updated periodically as the tragic story of Mike Salvador progresses.